Everyone stop what you’re doing! It’s time to learn.
If you want to learn how to perform other important tasks, just like this one, be sure to join us in the store Tuesday, August 7 (That’s TOMORROW!), at 8pm, when The Stranger‘s contributors Christopher Frizzelle, Lindy West, Bethany Jean Clement, and others enlighten us from their survival guide (which also hits our shelves tomorrow) How to Be a Person: The Stranger’s Guide to College, Sex, Intoxicants, Tacos and Life Itself. It’s new, from Seattle’s own publishing powerhouse Sasquatch Books—who are apparently giving out a free taco and beer with book purchase at the event.